HAHAH

It´s Friday.... Do you speak English?

 - Yes! 

 - Name? 

 - Abdul al-Rhazib. 

 - Sex? 

 - Three to five times a week. 

 - No, no...I mean male or female? 

 - Yes, male, female, sometimes camel. 

 - Holy cow! 

 - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. 

 - But isn't that hostile? 

 - Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style! 

 - Oh, dear! 

 - No, no! Deer run too fast!!!